Monday, August 22, 2011

Communication Skillz

"Do you have a seat open?"

"Not at the moment sir. However, I can you put you on the list."


"Yes, I can really put you on the list."

"No, I meant, there really isn't a seat open? It's looks there there are seats open."

"Right. Except that.... there aren't. Really."

"You don't have to be a dick."

"And you don't have to call me names because you can't get what you want instantly."

"You are kind of a jerk."

"I know. Who's next?"

1 comment:

Matt said...

with those skills you might want to think about applying at bellagio